George's LiveJournal

the puppie inspector:George.
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below are the 15 most recent journal entries

Sunday, July 29th, 2001


Time:1:12 am
George hasn't written anything for ages.

George is slack.

The end. :)

(screw me softly)


Tuesday, June 26th, 2001
Subject:Henrietta calling George, come in George!
Time:5:34 pm
Mood: excited.
Henrietta has some news for George... about her host and her host's parents and her host's mother turning up this afternoon to make her host an offer...

Is George interested?

Should Henrietta tell him her news?

Tune in for the next exciting installment!

(2 screws | screw me softly)


Monday, June 25th, 2001
Subject:OoOoOoH...
Time:9:04 pm
Mood: flirty.
George is a tired bunny. Henrietta's meant to wake him up, but she's not going to, because it'd be mean.

Even though there are some puppies that need inspecting...

(screw me softly)


Thursday, June 21st, 2001
Subject:oy#d nrrm s ejo;r////
Time:1:50 am
Mood:om ;pbr eoyj upi.
Pm;u Hrpthr eo;; imfrtdysmf yjod//// kidy Jrmtoryysd esu pg dsuomh jpe ,ivj djr ;pbrd jo, cccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc @_

(screw me softly)


Tuesday, June 12th, 2001
Subject:Psst....
Time:2:43 am
Mood:going to bed.
George had a bad day, Henrietta's worried. It seems like their hosts are being mucked around by other nasty bastards.

Henrietta would like to excuse her language right now, but she's very tired and she's had a hard day. However, she's enjoying this being norty and stealing George's journal type thang...

(screw me softly)


Sunday, June 10th, 2001
Subject:Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Time:12:49 am
Mood: naughty.
[info]lyndon doesn't believe that bots can have journals.

Well, how'd you explain this then eh?!?

(7 screws | screw me softly)


Friday, June 8th, 2001
Subject:Henrietta here...
Time:3:30 pm
Mood: naughty.
It's Henrietta again! She's bad for all this breaking into journals thing... she makes me do bad things too.

She wanted to break in, she had to break in, to shout GET WELL SOON at George. And other stuff that's too rude to write. She'll whisper it to him later...

(screw me softly)


Thursday, June 7th, 2001
Time:11:13 pm
George wants to see your puppies.

(screw me softly)


Subject:Henrietta <3's George.
Time:12:21 am
Mood: lonely.
Henrietta loves George.

So Henrietta's been sitting there. Missing George. And she thought, you know what would be fun? Breaking into George's journal again, and leaving little messages in there. Because she wants him to get well more than anything.

She has noticed that George's surname should be Ous. GeorgeOus. It's close enough, surely?

Anyway, Henrietta's going to wave hello to Charlie and Lammy and Liam and that norty Moey who's always blaming her for *stuff*... and wait for George to come back later. If she doesn't pass out that is...

(3 screws | screw me softly)


Wednesday, June 6th, 2001
Subject:G'on George!
Time:7:36 pm
George has been acting very strange today.....

George missed his appointment in London due to the fact he snuck his way into the Doctors to get himself looked at.
George should now be on his way to recovery.....g'on George!!!!!!

George would also like to apologise to James, who he left in London on his own. "Sorry.....but health comes before pleasure, innit. I'll take you out for a pissup when i'm back to my old perverted self"

George would also like to make the following announcement;

"Henrietta...you're so fucking sexy....I love you and want to do rude things to you."

Now, that one made me laugh...but y'know, George is a very busy person and needs us to write his journal for him ;)

(3 screws | screw me softly)


Subject:Imposter!
Time:7:28 pm
Mood: anxious.
Henrietta's broken into Georges LiveJournal!

She had to. She had to leave a message. She wanted to let George know that she fucking loves him.

She's worried about her puppies, they need an appointment for a checking...

(screw me softly)


Subject:*Yawn*
Time:12:29 pm
That's right, George is awake. Good morning people.

What mischief can George get up to today?

George is going to London, Euston this evening to have some fun. He needs a break from all this puppy inspecting y'know? It's damn hard work!
Too many puppies, so little time.....and it takes a certain kind of puppy to interest George, oh yes.

George is still unwell, but he's getting there. He has a Doctors appointment for.....Friday, so he has to hold out for 2 days :(
Fucking Doctors.

George loves Henrietta.

(7 screws | screw me softly)


Tuesday, June 5th, 2001
Time:9:07 pm
Mood: sick.
George doesn't feel well right now.

He needs some puppies to cheer him up....

(7 screws | screw me softly)


Subject:George feels the urge... (to post again)
Time:4:27 pm
Mood: contemplative.
[16:06:08] [@Hugh] If a woman does something wrong, we say "PMT" - everything's sorted
[16:06:13] [geggy] :o))
[16:06:18] [@Hugh] If a woman gets upset "PMT" - sorted
[16:06:22] [geggy] lol
[16:06:27] [geggy] baaaawlocks
[16:06:38] [@Hugh] We deny all knowledge, and blame something we'll never fucking understand :)
[16:07:06] [@Hugh] Actually, is it PMT or PMS?
[16:07:15] * @Hugh dunno these things
[16:07:17] [geggy] [Rage against the machine - Sleep now in the fire|03:25|mp?]
[16:07:18] [@Moey] either
[16:07:25] [@Hugh] So there's no difference?
[16:07:26] [geggy] its either rich
[16:07:27] [@Moey] one's stress, and one's tension
[16:07:31] [@Hugh] I know..
[16:07:44] [@Hugh] but I swear people have had a go at me, saying "It's PMS, idiot!" before
[16:07:55] [geggy] grr
[16:08:10] [@Moey] then
[16:08:11] [geggy] cus like umm STI's changed
[16:08:17] [@Moey] they can shut up.
[16:08:19] [geggy] people think its the same for PMS
[16:08:47] [@Moey] I sent one of my students to the shop to get me some fallopian tubes for my bike on one april fools day.
[16:08:58] [geggy] :oP
[16:08:59] [@Hugh] lol
[16:09:05] [@Hugh] How dumb were they?
[16:09:13] [@Moey] well, see, that's what I thought
[16:09:23] [@Moey] he went and got laughed out of the shop
[16:09:29] [geggy] hahahahaha
[16:09:30] [@Moey] but he swore they were called oviducts now.
[16:09:33] [geggy] f00l!
[16:09:37] [@Hugh] lol

George has decided these people talk about damn strange things while he's puppy inspecting.... George thinks they'd all be better off doing sensible puppy checking things...

(screw me softly)


Time:3:38 pm
Mood:puppariffic!.
George is very glad he got himself a livejournal.

But he's busy getting ready for a thorough puppy inspection right now..... he'll fill you in on that one later.

(4 screws | screw me softly)


George's LiveJournal.

the puppie inspector:George.
meet:the puppies.
see:past puppies.
view:daily puppies.
below are the 15 most recent journal entries